Bertie and the dashed unhelpful valetRating:
Just general silliness and general gen. Oh, and a non-native speaker's attempt at puns.Author's note:
This has been waiting on my harddrive for forever, i.e. almost a year. Ideas for fics about a certain day or holiday always only come to me at the end of those days. -_- Well.
A thousand thanks to my favourite waterfowl, the_lucky_ducky
, for beta-ing the thing! If you find any mistakes, move slowly so you don't scare them and send them back to me. You'll have to pay postage yourself though. For financial reasons. And if you could send some food, too, that'd be great.
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